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Occasional pieces for the congregation of St John's, West Ealing

Anyone who stayed around long enough at St John's has been likely to find themselves the subject of some piece of eulogy or nonsense, typically to mark their departure or some significant anniversary, and on one occasion (for Peter MacKenzie) on their arrival. 

Collaboration with various actors and musicians has created some memorable events, and pre-digital videocassettes of two of these (Beatles and Abba spoofs) have survived. I regret there was no recording of The Sound Of Dallow, in which Jo Whitfield played the Rev Gill Dallow as Julie Andrews to perfection, but the script and lyrics at least are included here.

Most of these pieces are made public with the agreement of their subjects, but I am happy to remove any which anyone feels causes undue embarassment. Equally, some are missing due to the inadequacies of my record-keeping (the originals were given to the subjects) so if anyone possesses a copy of something absent, please send to posterity c/o me.

Carol (for Carol Vigurs, 2018)

Liz's walk (for Liz Reynolds, 2014)

The Phantom of Tom Callister (Let him go..) (2014)

Daffed (for Daphne Edwards, 2014)

Big Man Steve (for Steve Taylor, 2013)

Thoroughly Modern Sally (for the Rev Sally Hitchiner, 2012) with video
And can it be
(for the Rev Tessa Rust, 2011 and 2014)

All the stops (for Margaret Creasy, 2011)
Gary (The fastest hoover in the West) (for Gary Fenton, 2011)
Sarah's Farewell Songs (for Sarah Hobbs, 2008)
Welcome Reverend Pete (for Peter Mackenzie, 2008)
Ode to Joy (for Joy Atkins, 2007)
Where there's a Will (for Will Donaldson, 2007)
He still hasn't found the sound-desk key (for Mark Parsons, 2007)

Homage to Bonnie Scotland
(for Burns' Night, 2007)
Mary Lazarus' Birthday Calypso (2006)
Lines written in honour of John and Deborah Chapman (2005)
The wonderful thing about Bavvers (for John Bavington, 2002)
Lines written in praise of Ellen Breton (2001)
A shilling a day (for Mollie Clay, 2001)
Joan's Birthday Picnic (for Joan Hills, 2001)
The lament of the Parish Weekend Administrator (for Mark Rand, 2000)
Lines written in praise of Michael and Kate Coulson (1999)
Parish Weekend Limericks (1999)
Maureen (for Maureen Toley, 1999)
The Sound of Dallow (for Gill Dallow, 1998)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury (for Mark Bratton, 1998)
Lines written in praise of Donald W. McRobbie (1998)
The Secret Diary of Ian Fishwick, Aged 43 3/4 (1998)
Men of Ealing (for Gill Dallow, 1997)
St Mellitus' Dance (for John Hereward, 1995)
Five Candles (for Graham and Karen Taylor-Burge, 1993)  
Carina takes it all (for John and Carina Persson, 1992)
with video
Stanley Dakin's Broken Hearts Club Band (for Stan and Judith Dakin, 1991)
with video
Sounds of Stanley (for Stan Dakin and others, circa 1990)